Before you even read the whole thing, the answer to your question is: Yes, that's the Village People! the dudes who sang that hit, "YMCA" (coz they have everything for you (wo)men to enjoy)
The dating scene.
Ahhh, nothing more exhausting than trying to look your best as you try to impress the potential "someone", introducing yourself, over and over trying to get to know the person, trying to see what works, who works and who can actually tolerate you...etc.
Geezus! I’m already exhausted just by that intro.
But we all know that we can’t really walk down that aisle until we’ve passed that first tiny
It can be fun, and it can totally suck at times especially if you’re with the wrong person and you’re barely lasting an hour of small talk.
So you know what they say, "there are plenty of fish in the sea" (and let them come to you...*wink*)
If his life was a movie, this guy would probably be Ricky Bobby of "Talladega Nights" except he's not a race car driver (or he could be). Who knows. But one thing for sure, life is just ALL about him--his life, your life, is revolving around him and nothing else.
The Personal Chef
He's the kind of guy who will cook your food, bring food to your workplace and call you just to know if you're okay. But then, that's all. He's probably just not just that into you, after all, maybe it's a him that he wants. Dunno, really.
The Lost “Boy”
So if you have that extra time and effort, this could be a project you'd take and be working on 24/7
Lost, heartbroken and a little bit in between his mid-life and quarter-life crisis, so yeah, good luck with that. And for the bonus, he's older than you.
You just met for the first time and this guy's like, "Hi, will you marry me?"
I'm actually not sure if this guy's desperate or something. Walk before you run, boy!
So should I just go, "I do....but wait, what's your name again?"
Or could also be referred to as what we know as "The F---boi".
The good part is that there'd probably be no need for introduction about yourself whatsoever because you won't be talking anyway, and he would definitely not care AT ALL, I'm not sure if that's something you'd fancy. wasting your time (and your life) on.
And, the bad part is.. well yeah, I think I've said it, he's a F---boi.
No, no ,no, I don't mean doctor Derek Shepherd of Grey's Anatomy. That guy would definitely make you swoon, and yeah, he's perf (and I'm stuck on season 10 of the series)!
We all daydream I guess, but this guy is literally just about dreams with no actions, more like physically present and mentally (or could also be emotionally) absent. So basically, nothing, he's just a body occupying that could've-been-extra-seat. HAHA
Oops! I see a bright future right there. *smh and rolls eyes*
You won't be talking, and the relationship will probably be as shallow as ever. If you'd ever talk it's pretty much small talk like "how's your day?" then he'd respond with a nod, wearing a straight face and goes..."good"... and you're just there staring at him waiting for a follow up and at the back of your head you're like..."aaaaaannnnddddd?" *BIG SIGH* Would pretty much go on everyday as well or as long as you're in that relationship.
Sounds great, right?
Well the dating scene is probably a struggle you'd despise, love, laugh, get anxious about all at the same time. But like what Diana Ross and The Supremes always said (or their momma said), "you can't hurry love" (oooohhhh you just have to wait).
So I guess how I really see this is, "Date and Date Until You Succeed" because once you've succeeded, you can be as "Drunk in Love", "Dangerously in Love" and as "Crazy in Love" as Beyonce.
But if not (or not yet), then you can probably be drunk. Just drunk.